OFFICIAL AFTERNOON ASSET CUSTODY
Earned nothing. Guarded everything. Rested professionally.
Every weekday, Cashnap crosses the low hill to the clover bank, checks the breeze, and chooses a patch with proper lumbar support. The stack stays balanced through lunch, drizzle, and two extremely quiet audits. Loose notes settle around the paws for safekeeping. By sunset, the sprout has grown slightly, the money remains uncounted, and the cat has completed another full shift without opening either eye.
Please leave urgent bundles beside the left paw, where they will receive the same careful supervision as everything else. Interest will be considered after the next nap, assuming the breeze has not changed. The sprout handles appointments, the scattered notes handle morale, and nobody handles the alarm clock.
Let the money wait.